Magkano ang Kilo

Lalaki: Ate magakano po sa lansones

Tindera: Trenta ang kalahating kilo

Lalaki: Pwede bang 30 na lang ang isang kilo

Tindera: kuya siguro makasalanan kayo

Lalaki: huh, bakit naman? (medyo galit)

Peach Jokes

Boy:Anong baon mo?
Girl:Peach
Boy:Ang sosyal naman peach ..
       Ako din peach din baon ko..peach ..peacho ng manok

Boy:Anong baon mo?
Girl:Peach
Boy:Masarap siguro yan sa nilaga
Girl: Huh? nilaga..bakit naman

Im too lucky

girl :Friend, I won the mooncake dice game. I rolled 5 fours and 1 six.

girl2: wow, you're so lucky today.  Try mo kayang tumaya sa lotto? limang four

haha  haha haha

Pinoy jokes about money and finance

Are you familir with stocks?
You might laugh on the following money jokes

Pinoy Joke

boy : Hi meet my friend Bentot.  He's a caucasian
girl : Caucasian?
boy :Yes, Caucasian. Half cow, Half asian - Caucasian



Note: This joke is not meant to be racist or anything to be offensive. It is not based on real lives.  This is just a play of words, spelling, rhymes, homonyms